Funky Notes

BISDAK !!!

[re-posted from Bisaya Bloggers]

You are Bisdak...kung

1. You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak ridicules someone by saying "bisaya", but it's okay for you if you or another Bisdak use it to another Bisdak, as in "ah, bisayaa pud oy!"

2. You feel proud when "Matud nila" is sung and you sing along with it bisan wala nimo ma memorize.

3. Hibaw-an nimo kung unsa ang "habal-habal' bisan wala kapa kasakay ni! ani ug siyempre pa ang "sikad"

4. common usages kung ga-tinagalog: the use of "kuwan" as interjection ang superlative nga pirmi gamiton mao ang "masyado", i.e., maingay masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo masyado (read: paspasi lagi) adunay tendency nga pulihan lang ang "o" or "a" og "i", i.e., ang atop into atip, ang kan-on into kan-in, ang sud-an into sud-in ug ang utan into..(hehehehe)

5. you know what "itlog mo 'noy orange" means

6. you know that the karaang "bayle" aron mamahimong modern gipulihan na og "disco" - discoral

7. aduna kay hibaw-an nga at least usa ka kanta ni Yoyoy Villame or Max Surban bisan sa tono lang

8. you can use varied terms of endearment for friends and relatives like bay, parts, paparts, migo, kabs (kababayan), parekoy, pareng, choy, higala, kid, gaw, gaweks, manoy, nong, inse, ditse,iyo, iya, palangga, pangga, gang,

9. you call someone "Inday" and/or "Dodong" as a term of affection and hate it when o! ther non-bisdak use the term as if its a title given for a househelp.

10. you know what "maning hang" is

11. you know vino kulafu and fighter wine...sometimes you even know its jingle!

12. instead of stork, you chose snowbear or you buy Timbura when you mean Corniks

13. your familiar with the brand Loalde in clothing

14. you crave for inun-unan, paklay, halang-halang, law-oy, kinilaw, ginamos, bulad, binignit (tabirak), sikwate paresan sa puto maya,

15. Esteban Escudero and Golyat are folk heroes

16. Handuman sa Usa ka Awit is closer to your heart than Maala ala Mo Kaya TV show

17. You know what HITACHI means (Himantayon, Tabian, Chismosa/o)

18. SUTUKIL is as common as TAPSI, in fact you know that SUTUKIL came first

19. Your common pulutan for Tuba drinking is "TARGET" - asin nga targeton lang nimo sa imong tudlo

20. You have at least once in your lifetime experienced "Ang Mysterio sa Paglawig sa Barko Padulong Manila", a phenomenon that when the Boat is approaching Manila, everybody around you suddenly becomes tagalog speaking nga adtong miaging adlaw lang pwerting bisaya pa ninyo!

21. You whisper bisaya to a fellow bisdak in the midst of a tagalog crowd...and he replies loudly to you in tagalog!

22. The first question you ask when you found out that someone is bisdak, "taga-diin man diay ka?"

23. You usually use the warning phrase Hala Ka!

24. You know the meaning and proper usages of the following (irreverent)words/phrases: pesteng yawa, usapa na, pastilan, latina__ , butalo, way kurat, hast ang, puslan man, kuwangol, tortogok, gagoy, libod-suroy, ligas-paka, way kuha, ka-ubo, kolera, sampila(koy), burik_t, barbaki, mangga ka sir?, duhai singko, tolo pesos, balang, palag?, wa ka kyapi?, ok pas olrayt, haybol, ang pahak!, jer-jer, way blema, tulibagbag, pagarpar, giro, pamalalat, kalandrakas, bulala, ambot sa langaw pilay idad sa ok-ok, bugnawg simod, buak! ang pula, bagdok, gi-atay, gi-ahak, tibak (tiguwang bakla), NPA (nawong puros agtang),or, ug wala pai ilong lubot gyud nga tan-awon, mamaklad, agua de pataranta, tira pasagad, basin diay pilay pad's sa ungoy, banat kay awaaw, mat-an pas pinya, ngitngit pas alkitran, tak-om pas tuway, anak sa kagang bantol, pity of God(kalooy sa Dios), simbako layo ra to(I'll go to church even if it's far away)ug uban pa....

25. Sigurado ko nga naa pa kai ikadugang ani....

posted by ben perales @ 12:48 AM